The English Language:

Have you ever wondered why people from other countries have trouble with English Language?

Let's see...

English is a funny language.

There is no EGG in the eggplant

No HAM in the hamburger

And neither PINE nor APPLE in the pineapple.

ENGLISH MUFFINS were not invented in England

FRENCH FRIES were not invented in France.

Sometimes we take English for granted

Some paradoxes we find everyday:

Quicksand takes you slowly down

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

English was invented by people, not computers

And it reflects the creativity of the human race

(Which of course isn't a race at all)

Thanks.