SAD STORY......

Sam, Danny and John went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 300 stories high.

Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 100 stories, Sam will crack jokes.

The second 100 stories Danny will tell a happy story and lastly John will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps

After 2 hours it was John's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.

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WHY ???

Why isn't there mouse-flavored
cat food?

Why is lemon juice made with
artificial flavor, and dish washing
liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the time of day with the
slowest traffic called rush hour?

Black box that is used on aeroplane,why
don't they make the whole plane out
of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If flying is so safe, why do they call
the airport the terminal?

Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

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Anne and Lisa!!

Anne: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
Lisa: That's impossible. Whose baby?
Anne: An Elephant’s.

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Discovery of America.....

Teacher: Ronie please point to America on the map.
Ronie: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Ronie did.

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GOD gift........!!

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

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 Stranger Drunk man....

A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."

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Some Riddles for u frndz……

Ridd: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.

Ridd: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A: A stamp.

Ridd: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.

Ridd: Why is the letter "T" like an island?
A: Because it is in the middle of waTer.

Ridd: What is the end of everything?
A: The letter "g".

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The English Language:

Have you ever wondered why people from other countries have trouble with English Language?

Let's see...

English is a funny language.

There is no EGG in the eggplant

No HAM in the hamburger

And neither PINE nor APPLE in the pineapple.

ENGLISH MUFFINS were not invented in England

FRENCH FRIES were not invented in France.

Sometimes we take English for granted

Some paradoxes we find everyday:

Quicksand takes you slowly down

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

English was invented by people, not computers

And it reflects the creativity of the human race

(Which of course isn't a race at all)

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